Larry: What a beautiful cash register.
Nicole: I'm broke...FUCK.
Both: When are we gonna lose our virginity?
Larry: YOU NO GET DICKSUCKING!
Both: Can we haz dicksucking?
Yeah. Have sex with your imaginary girlwhores.
Nice mustache! Wanna fuck?
Alligators-no wait. Gays On a Train!
Nicole: Hey look, a doorknob!
Nicole just noticed Gumball's not wearing underwear.
Nicole: Are you watching porn?!
Nicole is mad 'cause Gumball jizzed all over the TV monitor.
Darwin's fucking the pizza with a CD...(the cheese is its cum)
Gumball: ARE YOU FUCKING THE PIZZA?!
Gumball just took the biggest dump in his pants.
Gumball: There. No one will notice its a donut. :D
Darwin: What a sexy walk.
Darwin: WHY YOU SUCH A LAZY FUCK, GUMBALL?
Gumball just jizzed all over Darwin. GODDAMNIT.
One gay goldfish and one gay cat. What is there to do? ELMORE GAYSEX!
Darwin, don't rape the replay button!
Gumball: You have SEXY skin, Darwin!
Gumball: *moaning* I love your skin.
Cupcake Woman: Ok, I'm gonna ram this finger up your asses.
Darwin: I wanna make love to you...
Darwin: Gumball, are you allergic, or did a donkey wipe its shitty ass all over you?!
Darwin: Do you love me now, Zack30?
Cupcake Woman does not approve.
Gumball: Darwin, where did all this envelope shaped cum come from?
Nicole: Why are you moaning in the phone?
Gumball: Mom just found out I was fapping through the phone. Darwin: Embarrassing, huh?
Nicole: What is envelope shaped cum doing in my mailbox?
Nicole: DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE SEX WHEN I WAS GONE?!
Nicole: Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your FUCKING BRAINS IN.
Gumball: Mom...you're sexy when you're in pain.
Nicole: YOU LITTLE MANWHORE!
Nicole: Hey there, sexy thang.
Both: Why is mom breathing like that?
Both: Eww, she's raping the dog!
Darwin: Wow, what a great show!
Nicole: Richard, you got ANOTHER boner?!
Gumball: Don't worry, mom. Dad's wittle wabbit penis will be fine.
I wanna join in the threesome! Make it a foursome. >:D
GAD: Yay! Daisy the Fuckface!
Gumball: Darwin, get the s'mores.
Darwin just farted fire, and everyone burned.
Miss Simian: Well, I just noticed your husband has gotten an erection.
Bert: Hey cute thang. Wanna fuck?
Anais: This book is shitty, you know that?