You posted that sex tape of me!!!!!
Darwin just caught me watching porn
Oops,those playgirl magazines I ordered
You`re not gonna pass for 21,Darwin
Have you been masturbating?
Zack will totally have sex with me now
Oh,so there`s your penis!
Did you have sex with Penny?
Stay outta my bussiness,kids
MUST.........GET LAID...BY PENNY
Don`t worry,that phone call was fake,and it`s been only 6 days
PVD(Pizza Vertical Disecter)
Penny took your pants last night.
Doesn`t that seem uneffecal?